Dear Attorney
You know what you don’t want? You don’t want to be talking to someone you hope to impress, and find she’s holding a copy of some of your worst writing — something you wrote in haste.
Just imagine: there she is — someone with the power to give you a hand up the ladder of success — and she’s got something that says you don’t hold yourself to high standards.
You know the sound:
“Arrggghhhhh!!!!!!!”
